Why cannot hunt

We were on our way to school this morning and it was on Monday morning, we were naturally hit with 'sian-ness'.

Red: Damn sian hor must go school, Monday?

Sharon: Ya. Tell me about it.

This was followed by a pause, and then she continued...

Sharon: Actually what's wrong with hunting for food ah? Why must work?

Red: Hunt? Singapore got place for you to hunt meh?

Sharon: That's why la. Why they go and clear all the jungles and kampongs?

Advancement very good meh?

Red: Actually, hunt also quite fun la. But how come we cannot eat elephants ah?

Sharon: Hard to catch la.

Red: Hard to catch meh? They so slow.

Sharon: No la. I think the meat not nice to eat. Very tough. But hor, hunt one Elephant already can eat for the whole year.

Red: Ya, but in those kampong conditions, you will have no fridge to store the meat.

Sharon: Hmmmm. True.

See what Mondays do to your brain? Total rubbish Monday morning conversation.

Guys exam 26 more days die die already HOW..

seanny sean